Ubiquitous Academicians

Oops – she did it again!

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How does she manage? Now, judging by the fact that I parodied a Britney Spears title for my title (no, I don’t own the CD. I did once, for about three hours before I broke it up into tiny pieces and trashed it. No, I didn’t spend money on it – it was a “gift” which I valued approximately between argyle socks and a battered map of the Horn of Africa.) you must be thinking I’m referring to Britney herself. No, I’m not – I don’t talk about wacky celebrities. Instead, I’m referring to Hillary Clinton (Hooray! Another unfounded rant by Ethan about Mrs. Clinton!) who managed to win Pennsylvania.
Now, for a word on how she did it. Apparently, she won over the large body of blue-collar “Average-Joes” and their wives. How? Well, I’m about to analyze this.
Let me say, first off, if I was a Pennsylvanian Average Joe, I’d be severely insulted. While Mr. Obama went bowling and ate at a diner, Mrs. Clinton downed a shot of whiskey followed by a chaser of beer. How’s that for an idea? I bet Bill came up with it… “Say, honey, here’s a thought: These blue-collar guys drink a lot, don’t they? Wouldn’t that be a good way to make them think you’re like them?”
Right. Because I want a president like that in the White House. Like I want that Britney Spears CD.


Written by Ethan

April 25, 2008 at 9:53 am

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  1. Wouldn’t that be “Oops, we let her do it again”?

    Still, I suppose I’d rather have Hillary then McPain. Not by much, though…


    April 25, 2008 at 5:35 pm

  2. McPain… That’s good, I hadn’t heard that one before. It sounds like some sort of twisted McDonald’s endorsement…
    No, I didn’t let her. Neither did Nick. But you… Hawk, why did you let Pennsylvania accept her?!


    April 25, 2008 at 9:05 pm

  3. Nobody I know voted for her!

    In other news, where’d you get this map of the Horn of Africa? And don’t diss argyle socks, they have many uses.


    May 4, 2008 at 6:04 pm

  4. Argyle socks? Yes, their main function is the repelling of the opposite gender!
    Horn of Africa? I don’t rightly remember. I suppose it was one of those gifts that I just tried to forget.


    May 4, 2008 at 6:37 pm

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