And then there were three
Hello all.
Of late, I have been offered the distinct honor of a place in the oh-so-hallowed order of the Ubiquitous Academicians, on account of my continual disability to post to Zealous Couch Potatoes, which I had until now called my blogging home. Let it be known that I hold no animosity toward Zealous Couch Potatoes, or its couch potato-in-chief, the illustrious Michael Allison, but, due to what appears to be a technical error, I can post there no longer.
I found myself complaining about this deplorable state of blog-homelessness to Ethan, who, as I’m sure you all know, is the co-owner of this blog, and he made the kind offer of a seat here. Drinks were not shared, politicians were not bribed, wars were not fought, and here I am.
Ethan and Nick forced be to sign a solemn oath that I would uphold the Ubiquitous Academicians standard of clever, intellectual blog posts, and I shall try as hard as possible to uphold this. I am certainly looking forward to my hopefully long and undoubtedly interesting tenure here.
I realize this post is rather brief, but I encourage you, the devoted reader, to await further material from both myself and my esteemed co-authors.


I do believe that another stipulation included in your oath was a distinctive, black-pen signature.
Actually, I’m quite sure, seeing as I formulated the oath.
I IS EDITING YOUR COMMENTS!
Seeing as the signature I offered was not accepted, I have until this point deigned to add one to my posts.
I’ll add the signature later today.
Ah, jolly good. Jolly good indeed. Looking forward to seeing it.
Wow, that’s tall. Did Nick do that, or is it yours Hawk? In any case, it’s better than Hawk’s first attempt (which, for our readers, was MS Paint chicken-scratch at its finest.)
Love the academic addition to my comment, by the way.
Looking forward to reading more.
I like reading this blog, I’m sure your contribution will make it even better.